Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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