I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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