I will die if light touches me.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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