You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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