My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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