I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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