I feel like I'm in dance class right now
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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