I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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