I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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