I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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