Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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