can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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