I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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