Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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