all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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