U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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