I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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