butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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