Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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