im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I love you.
Bad choice
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