I want to stick my p in your. b.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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