you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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