so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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