He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just googled if crying burns calories
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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