What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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