So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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