do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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