I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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