dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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