I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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