his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my sisters under your porch take her home
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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