For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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