Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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