it wasn't lemon gatorade
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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