White coat. Heels.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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