WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
