handjob tips. give me some.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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