No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No subtext here. People are naked.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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