Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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