she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I love you. Go after that dick
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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