HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
how does that bad decision feel?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
