shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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