this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
