Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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