I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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