Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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