I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
