with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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