he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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