doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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