It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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