I wanna bring you to show and tell
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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